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Jack... you talk too much!!!


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WOW! I do talk a lot!

 

I would like to thank err my mum and dad, wife, old friends, pub landlord.....

 

And WOW what an amazing place the 10k posters Clubhouse - everything is plated with gold and the food is fit for kings and WOW the Dancing Girls are something else!!

 

- bit lonely up here thou...............

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never a truer word spoken in jest, mon General.

Now you've passed ten thousand posts it must surely be time to unveil the ivory tower on the back of the clubhouse! I'm sure i've seen it on an episode of Grand Designs....or was it the Apprentice?

Come back down and mingle with us plebs, my liege Lord. You might find you like it. But keep your hands off my biscuits.

 

MB

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It'll be like a seen from a Hammer horror movie. Lord Beckethead will ascend to his throne on a carpet of petals sewn by a throng of hand maidens especially bussed in from the foothills of Gelderland. A choir of

centaurs hum dutifully from the Chas and Dave songbook as a ray of golden light bears down upon him. All of a sudden a demented doctor in a Tiger Moth swoops down and cleaves his head off with the prop. A lake of Daddies sauce spreads out across the vista. It must be time for me to get my train home.

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