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A bourbon guy eh... you'll fit in fine :-D Welcome... & get it bought... or you'll never know how much fun being perpetually skint is :whistle:

I knew me celluloid past'd catch up with me... Enigma you said you wouldn't tell... I'll never get dancing girls in the bar now... ...or will I? That red haired one has a certain twinkle in her eye :whistle:

Beach defense installation foundations?

Wha' *Hic* Happy Buuuurrthday maaaaaaaaaaaaate *hic*

Blackhorse was the Witham one... Turned up on spec not knowing what the nature of the work was... :dunno: very amusing going home & saying to the missus (who was then my girlfriend) got some freelance work... "Great what is it?" Wel... erm :angel:

Nah in Witham Nr Braintree...mostly photoshop work n layout Lived in Halstead for a few years

Who said that... :nut:

I'll do the layout... Used to work freelance as a designer for a very large printers in Essex that specialised in porn mags... I was the guy that used put the little black blocks over the dodgy pictures & airbrush out the scratches, pimples & bitemarks :shake: I had what my mates considered to be the coolest job... ...looking at naked ladies all day & being paid for it :-D It was hard... but someone had to do it... if you know what I mean :whistle:

Looks like Chitty-chitty-bang-bang in uniform :-D

"I love it when a plan falls to peices" :-D

... & beat all the washing on a rock... or Steves head :computerterror:

& thats what you get if you mate a tank with a stannah stair lift

I do hope you're not going to reenact that old levis advert... you haven't got a bag full of rocks have you :whistle:

Putting the 'hip' in hip-replacement :whistle:

I wouldn'ta thought J K Rowling would need the cash but she clearly does :whistle:

Trouble is that you don't know who is about to knick your stuff... On one of the evenings after the public had gone (& it was still dry so earlier in the week!) we were making our way back through the stalls towards the beer te... food stalls. After a wander through the Soldier of Fortune stand we started looking a the stall next door when a very respectable looking lad (clean well dressed etc) wandered casually out of the SOF tent with his coat slung over his arm... one of the SOF guys nabbed him outside who must have been watching him, pulled his jacket off his arm and low 'n' behold a brand new pair of Corcoran Paratroopers boots (about £90-£100) stuffed under his arm!! :schocked: The SOF guy took back the boots and sent the guy off with a flea in his ear (showing considerable restraint actually... i'da made him eat 'em!) At that point i thought... this guy is obviously camping here, possibly a vehicle owner, or with one, or a reenactor... which is a bit unnerving for those of you who take your vehicles and displays... Its sad that there are clearly so many enthusiasts who are prepared to steal from each other. :-(

Good man! Well done :tup:

A drogue for gunnery practice

Quarantine/isolation tent? Graves detail equipment?

That's one despatch rider you'd struggle to catch!

I think the carb's flooded!

Well, quite :whistle:

THAT'S A LIE! I wasn't out of bed once before 9.30am Apart from the HMVF photoshoot... to which SOME people didn't even attend :whistle:

DAMN! THATS WHERE I LEFT IT Once i realised it wouldn't run on vodka n coke i ditched it... don't recall it being covered in noodles & sweet n sour though ... don't recall much to be honest :whistle:

to be fair... he's not DRIVING in any of the pictures ;-)