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Smithy

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In fairness to the lady, it does rather look like a piece of Pleistoferrosaurus dung.

 

My mum once picked up a baby mammoth's tooth - these eastern parts are full of ancient relics (hey, knock it off with them Tony Hancock impressions, Stevens.....).

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A bloke in my secondary school dug up an ammo box with mortar grenades, put them on the load carrier of his bicycle and rode along bumpy back roads to the police station and smacked the box in their counter.

No need to say the police station was evacuated in a hurry!

The EOD came in, took the box away and detonated it with its contents in the nearest field.

He got off with a warning to stop doing this sort if stuff but he continued to dig for munitions....

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