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Jagshemash Here is army truck made by English I buy on e-bay from man called Mr A.Daley. He nice man with gift of gob, he sell me Pig truck that nearly complete. He say very nice transaction A+++ and is giving me nice times feedback, but I am not that sort of man type he mistake I think! But I like Freddy Mercury and his village peoples. The truck he say is what is the underneaths of pigs. He say me, Borat all pigs look like that with no body. (can I say the word) “body” or is that rude word? I don’t want to make faux par or any noises from gas like that. Although my wive makes bubbles & squeeks, yes she doos! I like make bubbles in bath, very funny English joke but in U & K women can buy bubbles already put in bottles! You people strange sometimes I think. But we now allow womens to travel on the inside of bus. She can sit down if there are no mens or dogs who want to use seat. So how can I make new body? I can measure the width but what about the hidth? I must ask Cliv but he get funny- peculiar at time & ask “what is all these questions its worse than the Spanish armada” which I no understand. What has man with tights & baggy pant things got to do with it. I think this man also steal thing from US & A like potato which he try to smoke, but never catch on. It was very silly idea of course you need to dry the potato very first before you smoke it! Stupid boy Pike – do I get that right? People always think that very funny, but I suppose that is catchy phrase like “ooh shut that door” as members of commons say I think a lot. Maybe it is truck for pig but, I have small puncture in tyre, well you can see square hole in tyre. And tyre bladder is burst, where can I get new bladder for tyre? Must be big I think maybe from old goat or mother in law, (is nearly same thing?). But I not sure if she is dead yet, but maybe as she smell always a bit funny. We have picture of mother in law on the mantlepiece to stop childrens going near fire. Is good idea, yes? When I ask Mr A. Daley, he say nit wit which mean very rude thing here. It bad luck to say as is to do with dog’s hairs near his tails, it surprise me very much it is allowed to say. Why Mary Whitehouse allow you to say such a things? Shall I report bad person to Malcolm Muggeridge or Mr Prescott as he seem nice man who know what he is doing, always have a smile for everyone & have many sensible thing to pass in parliament. Like our President here is very nice fellow old chap as you say in the publics schools, which are not public really I think? I go now Karl is make me dogerat pie, which is silly name as mainly rat & only little bit of dog. As otherwise too greasy and makes gases, which not very nice as noises like old soviet cultivator and hurt my satchel. Bye bye Borat

Ah I see, when you said 3-tonner I assumed Q4. The other would be rarer still. So multi fuelled then.

Andy EL & EM was used for B vehicles & would be probably 1963-64. EK ended in 1963 & EP started in 1965.

There are very few Commers around, which is a shame. They seemed to lend themselves to be used as repair trucks, I have quite a few EMERs here that cover: Instrument repair Recuperator repair Armourers Electrical repair Fuel injection repair Tels Repair Radar repair At least one went to the Falklands

Andy Have a look around here: http://fleetdata.co.uk/files/BritishMilitarySerials.doc On the main site there are a few series free in pdf as well as buying on paper.

Frank. Nice to have you on board here. I replied to this thread as I think that is what you want. I've just got back from Malvern, hoping you were going to have a stall. But there are a lot of people out there I know who have B Series engines & are just wanting a little bit more info eg pictures (which are know you are going to do) or waiting for someone else to buy a kit to see how they get on! In the normal B60 range of vehicles the ignition is reduced down to 12volts, but on start up the ballast resistors are shorted out to give it the full 24volts. How does your module cope with this arrangement? Does the ballast short out circuit have to be removed? I was considering sharing the ignition system between humbers, on the basis I can't drive three at the same time! thanks

Paul Yes I agree with you about the wrong use of Mk 2 pigs. Futhermore there is a lot of newsreel footage that shows what was happening, but in this film we have a Saracen with a hosepipe in the turret. In reality it was a Foden water cannon that drenched everyone in purple dye including the camera crews. The soundtrack picks up a soldiers satisfaction "Corr, brilliant guv"

No they will probably eat it :cry:

Richard Yes the 24v start could be easily immobilised by removing lead BST from the switchboard. I am not sure whether that is required on the Jolley kit, or whether it has a wide voltage tolerance. If it required the lead being removed it carries a high risk of nit-wits forgetting to unplug that lead or so easily just forgetting & thinking that was lucky a lead come off , I'll just plug it in again An expensive mistake at £150.18 + VAT I wonder if you offered cash he might knock the 18p off that would give a discount of 21p including VAT :lol:

I saw that Maplin module & submitted some questions a week or so ago for their FAQs. Asking about 24v & 6-cyl with 2 sets of points. But had no response.

Paul see below a message from Ron:

I am still toying with the Jolley kit for a B60 I wrote with some queries & got this reply: "We do this kit from stock, price £150.18 ex vat. The system is highly reliable, being magnetic rather than optical. You replace the points and condenser with our module, which is mounted on a plate. Our magnet sleeve fits over the points cam. You re-use the existing rotor and cap. Everything fits inside the distributor, so there are no unsightly boxes in the engine bay or wires across the bay. It is virtually invisible - the only thing to see is that there are two wires going to the coil instead of one. This should be achieved either by feeding new wires externally from the coil to the distributor, or by using the existing shrouding and fashioning a method of using existing wires or feeding new ones through the shrouding. Everything is pre-set except the timing, which you set in the usual way, then forget it - never has to be done again. The existing points and condenser can be kept as a backup and re-fitted if required. Orders can be placed by email, phone or post, and payment can be made by switch, credit cards or cheque in £sterling on a UK bank." What would make a big difference from a marketting point of view is to see a picture of the bits with the instructions & a picture of it installed inside the distributor. Pictures do sell products & if one is going to fork out a fair amount, it is going to help them if we could see it. One time they where at "Malvern" the show which wasn't too far as they are from Malvern. But there was a man with a table & some very vague leaflets. If they had on display either the thing installed in a distributor or photos of installations in a Jeep, GMC & Ferret/Humber I am sure one would be much more likely to end up being a purchaser.

Jagshemash I have thing for sale, but I get the Cliv to write me in a slick advertspeak which make big difference for selling or not, I think. For sale, probably one of a few left in world. Best example around. Rare opportunity to own. Must be unique, choice of two. Hardly used but in original packing & complete with illustrated manual, not to be confused with later copies. In running order a delight to use, only needs a little bit of tidying to be show winner ready for next season. Nice runner, very complete & be the envy of your friends. Straight honest example. Good project must be the cheapest around. Full service history with only genuine parts. Plus loads of spares, not to be confused with repro items. Genuine reason for sale. All paperwork in place. Complete with full CES (although some parts missing due to time waster) Reluctant sale. Re-advertised due to time waster. Only for sale to buyers in Kazakhstan. Once seen, you will have to buy. Prospective buyers will be required to pay an inspection fee refundable only upon purchase. No photo collectors. No tyre kickers. No time wasters. No canvassers. P.O.A. or sensible offers please or possibly exchange for something more interesting, W.H.Y.? GSOH essential for right purchaser. Non smoker enjoys walks in countryside, going to theatre, table tennis, travelling abroard & cosy nights in by fireside. Who want to buy my first wive, please?

Paul. If this is for the engine you need SAE 30, that's what the B60 was intended to run off = OMD 110. BTW OMD 110 also goes in the gearbox, not gear oil. Yes really!

Jagshemash It is good very much to be hear from you. I have many thanks for you dear friend as you invite me to write here to Jocks site. I know it at time get very boring with large head the Cliv who go on about his boring EMURs, nobody want that Cliv! I have more hits than you my poor fellow. Cliv why you not get rid of EMUR & buy nice looking goat, they are very nice over here? Colour is not very good as we live near chemical plant but government say is built very cheap but as is very safe like where Mr Simpson work in US and A. So if the government say something I belief them although still a bit strict they are good men like you have in Members of Commons who not corrupt lending money & gifts. One of those is goat, but not sure. (I mean in the picture not I mean in your Houses of Commons, that would be very funny) Goat & sheep not mind either, all very good friends I think, we all watch TV together. But only man is allowed TV remote control, there is only one channel from state TV. It sign of weak man to give remote control to goat or wive, I know I say only one channel but is like symbol of being a man. I think probably although it is Queen who is king of your country it is the Duck of Edinburgh who has the TV remote control as he is the real man. I forget yes to mention so many of English funnymens, you all a bit funny (I mean ha-ha not peculiar, but some of you are bit of the both I think). Yes William Kenneths, read his book & all about his Barclays Bank! He so funny when he say “Oooh shut that door!” how people think of clever lines like that? I also like he do dress up as vicar with funny teeth & say “Ooh you are awful” then push them over. I not understand all you say as I think your English speak is not clear. I am very lucy as I went to special English class for TV broadcaster at the Ministry of English Learn, that was called the Ministry of New Labour. Always learning something new & funny which copy from you. Cliv tell me soon in Englands there will be tax & licence for dungheaps. Yes really, not Borat fantasy: http://www.countrydoctor.co.uk/politics/news/Rural%20News%20-%20Horse%20manure%20tax.htm Where you get these silly ideas? Soon nobody able to have even funny vicars teeth. No more pictures in paper any more queing for NHS dentist, it has been cured by you government. Dentist only allowed to have queue on phone, not allowed to see people if they queue up, so no picture any more in paper to make government look bad.. That very clever, but you copy idea from us! Soon they will take away all the green lorries, no I only joke not even foolish government do that. Soon mans with cameras come from Two Jags department to take pictures of everything in your house without asking you. Why you let them do that? I hope they not see my house as you see in front we make small house for Karl. I am glad testing man come, have he test you all for proper working. He not come yet as as we all are working normally. But I hope is well with your horse, your dog, your goat, your rat, your small frog and your wive. But why you need a tractor, your wive not ill? Bye bye Borat

Circuit diagrams for these are extremely rare they are not even in the AESPs! I think there were 3 versions of User Handbook for the 90/110 & circuit was only in one of them. This for FFR but might be of some help.

Yes the point is identical units operating together eg an electrical battery is a battery of cells. So when you buy a 1.5 volt battery it isn't really a battery as such it is just a cell. The Joint Service Glossary JSP 110 describes a battery as "all guns, torpedo tubes, searchlights or missile launchers of the same size or calibre or used for the same purpose either installed in one ship or otherwise operating as an entity."

The missile looks somewhat unaerodynamic. I believe it is a Type 'B' Ogus Class, Mk1.

Can you send me a picture? There were at 4 types used on Sankeys.

Jagshemash We are very proud now you hear it on BBC News that we are fourth largest makers of oil, so maybe we can have more respect than laugh! We like to laugh but not at president or government as it is crime offence (yes really it is). But I think you will have the same thing soon, when they take away your old army lorries & take away your licence if you smack dog if he is smoking in restaurant. We are also number fourth in world with size of goat & beat you in U and K which is only 17th biggest goat in world. You must feel shame as your goat is very tiny! We soon be number one! There is man who live in shed in my garden who make big goat, he is stretching a bit every day. He dooes gentle as it can make the feathers fall off & embarrass the goat who laugh at the man. My brother Karl, has biggest sheep in world but only when he make it wear the high heels my sister uses when she is not on the games. But in U and K you are better with sheeps, you have big one I think called Jessie the Sheep? You lucky you have Goat Monthly but not even here allowed even if my sister bribe the customs mens. Although bribe is still needed for your nature magazines, why you not have colour pictures and ladies not smile? Maybe that she think she is cold in English weathers or she know she is for education not as for fun times. We have fun times and hard time in our lifes here but we have big senses of humours like English when they go in underground tubes with “blits” & have singsong with Billy Cotton. Yes Wakey Wakey very funny programe, we watch it many time on state television. It is same programme each time but we always laugh as we know when the funny bit is coming. A bit like they tell me England always watching Daddies Army but they all dead now, so not really funny any more! And always watch Faultery Tower with Manwell do silly walk like Hilter, although they only make two episode. But they not dead so still funny, except the major he dead now. We like very much reading for your schoolboy prankster yes Billy Bunter, he very funny and make me damp. Now I know why all English are fat eating so many cake, and have what we call English teeths that are so bad. But is better than teeth here which most of time is missing, that I think is maybe from dioxin plant built with bribes in school playgrounds. And why you all wear those big check trouser it make him look like my wive! But she is not schoolboy as here women are not allowed to learn real school only ploughing & cooking or if she pretty like my sister then learn other things to be nice to party officials & bussinesssmens. But now we have some womans who get into politic for good cause like learn hairdressings fashions not just the nice looking men if you understand. Not just books we have from the wests but new films with talking like very funny man Norman Wisdom he make me always very laugh all nights. He is little man fighting the state like you say is a folking hero to us little men here. He is littleman under the dog as you say but stand up & laugh & sometime sing a song which make my mother cry. He stand up to party official like Mr Grimsdale who nearly large like Billy Bunters & my wive. We also like very much Archie Andrew. But there are more people making laughters than funny jokes. So maybe the censor move some that make fun of the revolution or about rude mens. Or because Archie has his hand in Brough making him speeches, but why is not banned for doing that? Or is he at publics schools like Billy Bunter & it all ok that sort of thing & with members of houses of commons. Is ok maybe unless pankyhanky(?) found out by The News of the Peoples paper which stand up for high morals and bring shame on bad men. We have homemade Archie Andrew fun show here, hope you like. But he hurt me a bit if he squeeze wrong thing! My wive say I talk too much to friends & goat but not interest in her as she boring when she tell me off for make brown water. But I use goat to clean it up but still she complain! Bye bye & Chenque, Borat

Not sure what you mean about a buffer behind. The standard Sankey 3/4 ton had two types of override brake, mechanical or hydraulic. They both have quite long draught eye shafts. The mechanical version has a pair of flanges mating the shaft with the spring and the hydraulic version has an exposed shaft from the tow eye to the hydraulic cylinder & there are two long spacer bolts seperating the two units. Which do you have?

There you are Neil, your first Stalwart project :? Or how about this poor thing, the photo is the correct way up!

Wow, looks more like a garden centre Yes its the one at Bovington!

It's a shame but at least it has survived in some form. Not as bad as that, but here is some pig abuse.

Oh I didn't say I didn't like the weak UK stuff, that had an enthusiasm all of its own. It's just that I can remember living in an area of Bristol in the late sixties where a section of the population were living & breathing this stuff & I would creep into record shops & partake of it. Somewhere I have still got 'Rude girls' by Gloria & The All Stars. But Buster's non-PC "Ten commandments of man given to woman through the inspiration of I Prince Buster" had some little gems about, 'not searching my pockets at night, annoying me with your hear sayings & something about seven days a week & twice on sundays' :wink: