Bodge Deep

True genius

It never fails to make me laugh :rofl: :rofl:

"I think you're getting into the realms of fantasy there, Jones"

How thick is the turret plating?

I'da thought it would be thicker than it appears in the pics... only looks 1.5 ~ 2 inch

"I am not saying any of the above."

Well how could we as we haven't seen you... right :police:

Sounds intriguing

Far right, uppermost vehicle coming down the track... surely a wc52?

You can see the spare, winch, bumperettes, & the reflector/tie hook recess above & behind the rear wheelarch & the front wings are very 3/4 ton :dunno:

*cough*

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booster seat

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It looks the dogs danglies

J & J have played a blinder

Good work fellas ;-)

Is it formal dress for the launch party :dunno:

I've got a lovely formal dress in coral Pink :-D

Those two have to be,

without out doubt,

the biggest pair of t1ts

I have ever seen in the Sun :argh:

Nice one Jack,

My old man owns about 15-20 acres of wild woodland

in the Lake District lovely and peaceful

(but utterly overrun with psychotic f**kin' midges

that make it completely impossible to be outside after about 3pm

without slapping yourself into a coma or getting bitten to bits).

Mind you its funny explaining to the fishermen who ask if they can

oik trout out of the old mans river that the midges are really really bad

"Oh don't you worry 'bout me. I can cope with midges no problem"

15 mins later they're flailing about running for the car :-D

Far as i can tell

C47 X1

JEEPS X 10

JIMMYS X 4

DODGE VC X 2

DODGE WC52 X 1

BULLDOZER X 1

BOWSER TRAILER X1

BEN HUR TRAILER X1

quite a collection!

Looks like a dispersal point for wounded

(going by the number of jeeps with stretcher frames)

Pacific somewhere I'da thought (judging by the VC's)

It's not the long bolt that the wingnut sits on (the one that holds the air cleaner in place) is it? probably not same carb as the dodge... just a thought

NURSE he's out of his bed again :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut:

Jimmys in the car park

Gun Rings in reception

Jerrycans on your desk...

Your office must look more like WW2 than WW2 did :-D

When speeding up/changing down... 2/3/4 etc

let the revs drop right off before commencing

Michael Flatleys 'Feet of Crash Box Flames' D-Dclutch dance

or

When slowing/changing up... 4/3/2 etc

into neutral, clutch up,

rev the motor to the the appropriate revs

as though you were already in the gear your going into

EG slowing to a juntion...

in top doing 30mph...

Neutral

clutch out &

rev the motor to the approximate revs it would be doing

if you were already in 3rd doing 30

clutch in

shift to 3rd

clutch out

If you know what i mean :dunno:

CCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCHHHHHH

I'm pretty much crunch free now but the one that always caught me out was changing up from 4th to 3rd when slowing down or under load goin' up hill

(lots of them in the Lake district!)

...blip the revs but its a bit of a bugger to get right... like hitting a moving target

I can do 3rd to 2nd peice of p1ss & even 2nd down to 1st

But when i do get it right & it goes in silently (relatively)

& I find myself glancing down at the gearstick

worried that the shifter linkage had dropped to bits :-D

Mines like a seagull

comes in squawking, flapping, sh*ts all over everything then leaves :-D

Wow they're really hacked that to bits :-(

a gallon might be enough to get the carb wet :-D

Hi Snapper

I WORK FOR THE W3STMORLAND GAZETTE for my sins

(which must have been considerable) :computerterror:

Woohoo

Must get the Dodge out & go round for a blast in the snow watching all the Corsas & Novas slithering into ditches & oneanother :-D

Wow Nice Rig :tup:

:schocked:

I've got an old sweety tin from the 20's

Lucky Cross Toffees with a massive swastika on the side

it's in the shed full of old nuts... appropriately :-D

on the other hand...

2 months in the shed without so much as a lookin' at

... fired first turn :-D

purely in the interests of a balanced argument you understand :whistle:

Think Jacks carrer as a RELATE councillor is gonna be short lived :dunno:

I think the most important thing I've had in mine is

FUN!

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