Jack cos its your birthday in a couple of hours, and I KNOW you can keep a secret, heres my special little money making tip,...just for you.
This Nazi Gold stuff, its a piece of Pi**.
Pop over to Switzerland, find the biggest bank you can, knock firmly but not harassingly on the front door, enter and say,....Hi I'm Jack. I'm a friend of ISS-Hauptsturmfuehrer Bruno Melmer,.... please can he have his Gold back.
Don't forget to take a BIG TRUCK with you as it runs to several tons.
Now you MUST promise NOT TO SAY to ANYONE else.
Happy Birthday Karoshi