Bodge Deep

With friends like you... ...who needs enemas :n00b:

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Merely in jest My mate had a lightweight who used to constantly berate what he called 'Yank rubbish' till my merciless p1ss taking resulted in him selling it & buying a dodge

Okay it wasn't the best suggestion ...but yours was even worse!

Oh I see Mr Beckett like that is it... pick on your staff Now... what compromising situations can i photoshop you into? (that you haven't been in already) :whistle: Hey if you had photoshop, you could do it too *ahem* :computerterror:

Absolutely :-D CC41 & everything :whistle: Dunno what all the fuss is about... I look lovely in it So Jack told me :flower:

Yeah its not often that the building in the background of the covershot is more interesting than the MV itsself :evil: :computerterror:

True genius It never fails to make me laugh :rofl: :rofl: "I think you're getting into the realms of fantasy there, Jones"

How thick is the turret plating? I'da thought it would be thicker than it appears in the pics... only looks 1.5 ~ 2 inch

"I am not saying any of the above." Well how could we as we haven't seen you... right :police: Sounds intriguing

Far right, uppermost vehicle coming down the track... surely a wc52? You can see the spare, winch, bumperettes, & the reflector/tie hook recess above & behind the rear wheelarch & the front wings are very 3/4 ton :dunno:

*cough* *cough* booster seat *cough*

It looks the dogs danglies J & J have played a blinder Good work fellas ;-) Is it formal dress for the launch party :dunno: I've got a lovely formal dress in coral Pink :-D

Those two have to be, without out doubt, the biggest pair of t1ts I have ever seen in the Sun :argh:

Nice one Jack, My old man owns about 15-20 acres of wild woodland in the Lake District lovely and peaceful (but utterly overrun with psychotic f**kin' midges that make it completely impossible to be outside after about 3pm without slapping yourself into a coma or getting bitten to bits). Mind you its funny explaining to the fishermen who ask if they can oik trout out of the old mans river that the midges are really really bad "Oh don't you worry 'bout me. I can cope with midges no problem" 15 mins later they're flailing about running for the car :-D

Far as i can tell C47 X1 JEEPS X 10 JIMMYS X 4 DODGE VC X 2 DODGE WC52 X 1 BULLDOZER X 1 BOWSER TRAILER X1 BEN HUR TRAILER X1 quite a collection! Looks like a dispersal point for wounded (going by the number of jeeps with stretcher frames) Pacific somewhere I'da thought (judging by the VC's)

It's not the long bolt that the wingnut sits on (the one that holds the air cleaner in place) is it? probably not same carb as the dodge... just a thought

NURSE he's out of his bed again :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut: :nut:

Jimmys in the car park Gun Rings in reception Jerrycans on your desk... Your office must look more like WW2 than WW2 did :-D

When speeding up/changing down... 2/3/4 etc let the revs drop right off before commencing Michael Flatleys 'Feet of Crash Box Flames' D-Dclutch dance or When slowing/changing up... 4/3/2 etc into neutral, clutch up, rev the motor to the the appropriate revs as though you were already in the gear your going into EG slowing to a juntion... in top doing 30mph... Neutral clutch out & rev the motor to the approximate revs it would be doing if you were already in 3rd doing 30 clutch in shift to 3rd clutch out If you know what i mean :dunno: CCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCHHHHHH

I'm pretty much crunch free now but the one that always caught me out was changing up from 4th to 3rd when slowing down or under load goin' up hill (lots of them in the Lake district!) ...blip the revs but its a bit of a bugger to get right... like hitting a moving target I can do 3rd to 2nd peice of p1ss & even 2nd down to 1st But when i do get it right & it goes in silently (relatively) & I find myself glancing down at the gearstick worried that the shifter linkage had dropped to bits :-D

Mines like a seagull comes in squawking, flapping, sh*ts all over everything then leaves :-D

Wow they're really hacked that to bits :-(

a gallon might be enough to get the carb wet :-D

Hi Snapper I WORK FOR THE W3STMORLAND GAZETTE for my sins (which must have been considerable) :computerterror: