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A new book recording the lives of former boys and staff of Southend High School For Boys has been produced by HMVF’s very own John Baker with his sister Lesley Iles.

 

Snap would you like to say a few words please and well done to John and Lesley.

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Yeah well, I've sung a bit of Blues Brothers karaoke with him and was once seen blind drunk and naked in his back garden at two in the morning on a November night. It was a good way of scaring off the Zeppelins, but his wife was not impressed.

 

As Spike would say, John's book has lots of words carefully chosen at random and it is very good.

 

John is well known owner of a caravan and a dillusional sense of humour. He is the member of many organisations, including Legra, which shall remain BLAMELESS; and is an expert on the Swiss Tractor Tyre mountain and blues guitarists from Shoeburyness. He once borrowed 50p off Eric Clapton. His hot tub activities have attracted the interest of the local press, the police and Guide dogs for the Blind.

 

Since he became a famous author (at 2030 yesterday) he has drunk several pints of Hobgoblin beer and eaten a kebab. John Baker has many aliases, he is about so high and has hair. Do not approach him.

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