I went to look at an "Armoured Car" last night and when I got there
it was a pig , now don't ask me why because I always said that
I would never buy one but by the time I left, guess who was the
proud owner of a pig what is it about them is it because they look
so ugly and unloved you have to take pity on them or what. .My better
half couldn't believe me when I got back home , she reakons I'm still
not recovered from the car crash I was in 2 weeks ago, am I a changed man I ask, can I claim for mental instability and site this as evidance,
a trip to see the councillor is on the cards I think, am I rambling GOD
the pigs influence is affecting me already, got to go the nice men are at the door , there coming to take me away ha ha he he
Commander or is it