You know you have a real jeep...

[Joris]

1. IF YOU GO TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER AND COME BACK ON MONDAY WITHOUT IT

2. IF YOU USE A HOSE TO CLEAN THE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

3. WHEN A SCRATCH OR A DENT IS A BEAUTY MARK

4. YOU ROLL IT OVER AND DON'T GET UPSET

5. YOUR MOM CAN'T GET IN WITH OUT HELP

6. YOU JUDGE EVERY HILL BY HOW MUCH FUN IT WOULD TO BE CLIMB IT

7. YOU PUKE WHEN YOU SEE A RAV4

8. WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT THE WAVE IS AND YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

9. YOU GET CUSTOM PIN-STRIPPING FROM TRAIL BRUSH

10. IF IT TAKES MORE THAN 6 HOURS TO GET DONUTS

11. WHEN YOU PULL INTO THE UNPLOWED PARKING SPOTS ON SNOWY DAYS

12. WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR FRIENDS WHEELING AND THEY SAY "WHAT TRAIL? I DON'T SEE A TRAIL"

13. YOUR FRIENDS WON'T RIDE WITH YOU, THEY DON'T WANT TO END UP IN THE BOONIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

14. WHEN YOUR BOSS ASK S HIS SECRETARY TO TELL YOU TO WASH YOUR VEHICLE

15. WHEN YOU FINALLY WASH OFF THE MUD EVERYONE THINKS YOU BOUGHT A NEW VEHICLE

16. WHEN YOU CAN SEE OVER A SUBURBAN

17. YOU CARRY EMERGENCY SUPPLIES,CLOTHING,YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU WILL END UP

18. WHEN YOUR ROCKSLIDERS BATTLE ROCKS?..AND WIN

19. WHEN IT RAINS AND YOU DON'T CARE THAT YOUR TOP AND DOORS ARE HOME IN THE GARAGE

20. WHEN YOU DRIVE AROUND LOOKING AT XMAS LIGHTS TOPLESS

21. WHEN YOU CHANGE YOUR SPARK PLUGS IN THE PARKING LOT AT WORK ON A BREAK?

22. WHEN YOUR "PARTS DEPT" IS ON BLOCKS BEHIND YOUR HOUSE

23. WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR WIFE WHEELING AND SHE HAS TO FLIP YOUR VEHICLE BACK ON IT'S WHEELS

24. WHEN YOU USE YOUR ICE SCRAPER ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR WINDSHIELD

25. YOU GET MORE HEAT FROM HOLES IN THE FLOORBOARDS THAN THROUGH THE HEATER VENTS

26. PASSENGERS SCREAM "DON'T ROLL IT" WHEN RIDING WITH YOU

27. EVERY PAGE OF YOUR REPAIR MANUAL HAS GREASY FINGERPRINTS

28. YOU SPEND MORE TIME UNDER YOUR VEHICLE THAN UNDER YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER

29. WINTER COMES AND YOU CANT REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT YOUR TOP

30. WHEN THE MANAGER OF THE CARWASH WON'T LET YOU IN

31. YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING BUT SMILE WHEN YOU FIX EVERYTHING YOURSELF

32. WHEN YOU THINK "MUD BROWN" SHOULD BE A FACTORY PAINT COLOR

33. WHEN YOU SLAM THE DOOR AND CHUNKS OF DRIED MUD CRUMBLE TO THE GROUND

34. WHEN YOU FEEL SORRY FOR SOMEONE IN A \$50,000 TOYOTA LAND CRUSIER

35. WHEN YOU HAVE ALL YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBERS MEMORIZED

36.YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND REFUSES TO GET IN IT

37. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE ON THE STREET WHO DOESN'T PLOW THEIR DRIVEWAY

38. YOU CAN'T HEAR YOUR \$5,000 STEREO OVER THE HOWL OF YOUR TIRES ON THE PAVEMENT

39. YOU HAVE A HIGH-WATER MARK INSIDE THE VEHICLE

40. ANY TIRE THAT ISN'T WAIST HIGH LOOKS LIKE A BAGEL

 

 

Top 10 clues that you might be a JEEPER

 

1. A new dent in the sheetmetal actually straightened out a few other dents, or you reckon it adds character.

2. You know a minimum of three 1-800 numbers to aftermarket off-road businesses by heart.

3. You are on a first-name basis with the guys at every local auto parts store.

4. You want to take things apart and rebuild them,even if they are not broken.

5. You have the monetary equivalent of a mercedes sedan invested, but your vehicle still looks like crap.

6. You consider starting a vehicle five times in any given minute a routine procedure.

7. You own a vehicle that weighs 1000 pounds more than when it came off the assembly line.

8. You look for Jeeps in movies and tv shows and try to identify the model and date of manufacture.

9. You are the type of person who immediately goes "postal" if you sit in a highway traffic jam for more than five minutes, yet you can spend six hours driving a total of one and a half miles and consider it a form of relaxation.

10. You understand a Jeep is a way of life, not just a means of transportation.

[ArtistsRifles]

Swap the word "Jeep" for "MV" and I reckon you will have described every one here!!! :rofl::rofl: