john wheatley (R.I.P.)

Happy Birthday Richard :beer:

John.

There has to be an element of Peter Pan in all of us to drool over Green Machines :tongue: :drool:

John

When I feel the flu coming on I resort to port & brandy washed down with guinness, I find this works as I only have two colds a year, a summer cold from april till october and a winter cold from november till march :shake:

John.

Never mind National Service, bring back the cat!!!! :-D

John.

Happy Birthday Old Chum, I was forty once, just after the war it was, 1919.

Regards,

John.

I mebbe got the wrong end of the stick but doesn't this rather show that groups such as ourselves can provide a social service to Jo Public to stop him from being ripped off due to the knowledge of some of our more observant members? :-o

John.

Made my spine tingle and the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

excellent.

LEST WE FORGET

I don't know much about the army but the spelling "serjeant" makes me think mebbe early twentieth or late nineteenth century :?

John.

As Kewelde so aptly puts it We don't have snow in Kent (that's 'cause it's God's own country and anyone who lives here and owns a green machine is one of God's chosen few) :angel:

John.

So far we have Mark with his request for leather underpants and Lee Enfield who wants something "soft and frilly", at this rate our divisional tailor will be Ann Summers and instead of LEAN GREEN MACHINES we will all be driving pink soft-tops with chintz curtains on the windscreens. !!!!! :schocked:

John.

Hi Rolf,

List came safe and sound,

Many thanks,

John. :-D

Hi All,

I got a list of parts from this fella and can't open it, could somebody open their list and e-mail it to me in plain language please.

Regards,

John. :computerterror:

Weeds? :?

John

About Mark's leather underpants, are they chrome leather or chamois? :-o

John.

Well done Bodge old chum, I have just down-loaded it and printed it off with the relevent bits filled in and if I can do it so can any idiot. :computerterror:

Regards,

John.

Now I can see the big picture posted by Enigma, here's my theory deary.

It's taken in Germany judging by the name over the door of the building, the candles in all the windows make me think it's Christmas and the swirly thing on the right is a Christmas tree with lights wound it which make the figure in the middle look spooky.

But then I'm just a cynical old merchant seaman :dunno:

John

That's me Jessie, real old. :drool:

There's a ghost of a dog without a tail at the pub and one night after closing time I was locking up when this ghostly dog came up to me with it's tail in its mouth wanting me to fix it back on. I told the ghost in no uncertain terms that I don't retail spirits after closing time :whistle:

John

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAVE A GOOD ONE :beer:

John

I call mine Bertha 'cause she's an ugly beast, puts the fear of Christ up men and you wouldn't want to meet her coming the other way down a country lane after dark.

Seems about right ;-)

John.

Thanks Richard,

Will give it a try.

John. :wave:

I've cast my vote. :angel:

John.

According to my book of words the Morris 15 cwt. is negative earth, quote "The negative terminal is earthed via the starter motor to the offside chassis frame side member" Any help to you? :rtfm:

John.

I asked about these beads in the tyre and was told it's not practical as the beads wear through the inner-tube fairly quickly, any body had any feed back using them in inner tubes? :?

John.

The size of your private parts is of no concern to us, unless it's jealousy.

John. :sleep: