Bodge Deep

It's not dust its the 'patina of age'... or something like that :whistle:

Timing?

Ignition points?

Everything tight in the distributor...

What were the wires off behind the dash?

Ignition switch?

Watch it HF Jack's angling for his own personal recovery service :whistle:

Hardy

Matador

Very

Fetching

It's a sign :dunno:

Wondered why my Cornflakes tasted of Slick 50 this morning :whistle:

Jeeez what a lump!

Like it though ;-)

All you need now is that V2 off the 29th Inf W&P display :whistle:

Ooooh I like it...

The pink sorry lilac really compliments the bloodshot hue of your eyes Jack :whistle:

And now, lets take a look at the Gallery

dum di dum di dum di dum... :whistle:

However my "Five go mad in the American Expeditionary Force" colouring book series has done really well and i may even sell a copy of it soon.

I think it is a very good book and i like it and it is my favourite book and i like colouring in the pictures of the lorrieie... lorie... lrriey... trucks

What does he find the most satisfying...

Finding a vehicle he's been after... or completing the restoration?

Get your skates on its not a fluke!

HBTs yes definately... nice and incongruous ...

but ever so comfy mmmmmm :whistle:

"Also available in white"

Put me down for 2 copies please...

& do you still have any copies of you very successful

"Topsy & Tim go to The Aberdeen Proving Ground

To Investigate the Effects of

Hollow Charge Rounds on Case Hardened Armour"

A lovely bedtime tale :whistle:

Lovely garden railway BTW ;-)

A simple one

Q: Which vehicle would most like to find that he doesn't already have?

Do yourself a favour and stick to the 'Palm-Top Model' much less maintenance required and cheaper in the long run :whistle:

Nice one Spood like a big tin butterfly emerging from its shiny green chrysalis :whistle:

I like Ferrets but that's truly horrible

Used a sat nav to get to W&P... seemed okay :dunno:

I also have a "SAT-NAG" system & have encountered similar software glitches regarding volume control and mute funtions...

Also the very useful "why do you always drive faster when we're lost"

function or 'traffic calming' to give it its completely innapropriate name needs work also... :dunno: :whistle:

:tup:

HBT please!

So thats you 'n' me 15,000 times each and erm... :computerterror:

bit less muzzle break & a bit more

"MUZZLE... BRAKE!"

Well put.

I attended an event this weekend where a very smartly turned out Air Force Officer stood at the bar resplendant in his Class A's (which had no doubt set him back a fair bit... with a beautifully coiffeured pony tail :dunno:

The temptation to lean over 'n' snip it off was quite overwhelming :whistle:

Sounds like a plan...

We usually go to one of the local supermarkets and take a corner of the car park... It's a nice opportunity to meet up and chat for a very worthwhile cause

We'll get our thinking caps on and see what we can come up with...

watch this space ;-)

:rofl:

Nice one J, looked like quite an event...

shoulda been there, but like Steve said... :oops:

Well whoever it was I hope they replace the full bottle

"Pink Pouffe" Brand bubble bath

before Jack finds out its all been used ...

There'll be hell on if he can't have

his glass of creme de menthe some candles a little Daniel O'Donnell and some bubbles...

*shudder*

Is it something Funerial?

To get pallbearers of similar height :dunno: