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Bodge Deep

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  1. Seee! Not all the cool stuff is darn sarf :whistle:

     

    Get yerself on the members map

     

    New cleaning rotas will be pinned up later this afternoon once the engineer has been and fixed the photocopier...

     

    Please stop using it for THAT Jack

    It wastes paper, the glass cant take the weight and we don't want that sort of thing in the canteen... puts the girls off their bottling up duties :whistle:

  2. Yes this could be the onset of what is known by us doctors as moses syndrome... distinguished by the desperate and inexplicable desire to build a large containment facility and gather everything about you (usually more than one example of any given item).

     

    Has the patient been showing any other symptoms...

    such as sculpting his mashed potato into the shape of a sherman for example in the clubhouse canteen?

     

    If his condition deterioirates in the night don't hesitate to tall me and i shall hop in the old wolsey and tootle over and administer 50ccs of slick50 that'll sort him...

     

    keep him away from anything green and don't let him wear his helmet in bed anymore... I might also recommend that all sharp objects be kept out of reach and that the clubhouse bar start stocking nightnurse on draught...

     

    This fever will burn itsself out soon I'm sure :whistle:

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