Neil.
It is going to be an honour and a privilege to welcome you to an elite and noble group. You are 1 post away from being a right honourable member of the 1000 + posting group, until now this elite group has been kept very secret, you now have a massive burden of responsibility resting upon your shoulders but it is a burden that you must bear as you are among the select few but responsibility does have its privileges.
You will now see a special section on the site that only 1000+ posters can view – bit like club house, it has leather chairs, open fires, 100’s of cigars and free drink forever, you even get to have a massage, a sauna, a haircut and manicure once a week! It has a comprehensive military library and a comprehensive DVD library too and I am currently watching Kellys Hero’s whilst I am waiting for my Champagne to cool.
So welcome aboard my friend, the door is open……… and for Christ sake, please make sure you shut it behind you as we don’t want any of the riff raff getting oil all over our leather sofas.