My little story is partly desperate bodge, partly mother of all recoveries and a very nasty RTA to suit.
One Sunday afternoon I’m in Morrison’s doing my shopping with the then, current Mrs Matt and the phone rings; a good friend of mine had been involved in a major RTA in his Steam lorry, it was bad, he needed recovery and the vehicles had left the road.
So left the shopping trolley in the middle of the shop dashed straight there in my car, wondering as you do what I was going to see when I got there. Well basically Police, Fire service and ambulances a Volvo Estate car missing it’s front, in the middle of the road, a bmw wrapped around a tree and a steam lorry amongst the trees, on top of the BMW.
The Police where very helpful they told us to get on with it, further investigation revealed that the Steam lorry had left the road and had collected a tree and the complete suspension and drive unit from the BMW (with wheel still attached) all this was stuck under the chassis and dug into the ground. The front of the lorry was embedded into the BMW, the steering box was smashed and the front cross member was hanging off, the chassis was bent, a rear spring was bent and the cab needed more than a good T-cut, oh and that lovely smell of leaking petrol to keep you on your toes.
So to all you recovery experts how would you solve this one? Luckily our yard was only 4 miles away and with two Fordson Majors, a good team of people, all the recovery equipment we could get in the back of the land rover and enough fags for a recovery operation as serious as this, we got too work.
We dug out all the debris from under the wagon and it took a land rover and a tractor double heading to drag the lorry off the bmw, back onto the road. So with no brakes (some nice hills) and no steering it was time to go. Our Mate Nigel using nothing more than a length of rope managed to make an A-frame by attaching each end to the track rod on each hub, tying a knot in the middle and that went on the coupling of the tractor (remember no front cross-member to pull on). So now we had the ability to steer and tow, just not stop; so the second tractor on a push pole, coupled up to the back to act as brakes. Off we set Escort vehicle in front clearing the way, lots of flashing lights, a bit of shunting to get off the main road and it was mission accomplished