Chrisg

Do you mean the new friendly lights that old people have trouble seeing with,my optician tells me lots of them end up in hospital because of the poor light they give out.

Not just the old

Well done everyone :dancinggirls::dancinggirls::dancinggirls:

Someone is paying someone vast amounts of money....to bribe their way in! :whistle:

Didn't work Jack you weren't in it :cool2:

Good all the rest when out to day should be with everyone else Friday

Well it's like this. On the left we have Cuthberts "current" wife (Hilda) and her beautiful (but skinny) daughter Voluptua with the blonde hair. Cuthberts evil ex wife (On the right) has found their little hideaway, and is less than happy to find them all together enjoying themselves. She's even more incensed because she heard that Cuthbert had ideas about Voluptua; of an unsavoury nature. :cool2: Cuthbert, in a total panic is attempting to hide behind a cauliflower floret as he's suddenly remembered the threat his evil ex wife once made:shake:.......... She had threatened to give him an enema with a fire extinguisher if she ever caught up with him and his fancy woman and her temptress daughter. :shake: Oh fuuu.........what's she got in her hand......is that a fire extinguisher........... with a looooooong hose. :shocked:

 

Do you know how a fire extinguisher works?............... Cuthbert does.....

........ look how fast Cuthbert can run............:-D

 

 

WHAAAAT.......... noooo... I haven't been watching too many soaps :-D

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Are you trying to tell us something Jack about your other hobbies :stop::whistle::whistle::cool2:.

 

Honestly though, i cant believe you were awake at 0600 HRS........... pull the other one it has bells on it.

 

aSHLEY

Several options come to mind

Jacks watch may have been wrong ::cool2:

Had to get up bladder problems :shake:

or ?????????????

Let me know if you can't find the information and I'll find his phone number

There is someone I know near me who has an EX Gulf War 101 who may be able to help but if your a member of the 101 club you probably know him/them any way

Oh for god sake - I need to make sure we have enough gas and tea bags!!!:argh:

His caring side is showing :-D Might even try and get to the Bunker Bash as a day visit :cool2:

Jamie there is no dimensional definition of it. The Rolls Royce no. is RE 20863 which I think you will find is close to a Ferodo V250D, so that might be a starting point.

 

Officially a matched pair is required, but I assume with modern manufacturing techniques they are of pretty similar characteristics. I remember the Hornet required 2 belts for the coolant pump & 3 for the alternator. When I asked for them to be matched I was laughed out of the trade counter.

If Clive's right and the V250D is equivelent (who am I to doubt him) the industrial equivelent is a C section belt Ferodo show it as being 50" internal I have also found it listed as 51" belt so either C50 or C51 Personaly I carry as a spare a pair of C51

as for matching if its from the same manufacture they should be matched but any decent supplier should be able to check

Oh for god sake - I need to make sure we have enough gas and tea bags!!!:argh:

Don't forget the mugs & bics :rofl:

- I really didn't want to bring up the fact (and more to the point the mental picture) that I saw you at 6:00 in the morning hanging out of the back of your truck.............in Y fronts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least he had Y fronts on :cool2:

Plains

Evesham

War & Peace

Hi all,

i am trying to remove my distributor(complete) on the jeep but cant get the sod to budge, have tried a strop oil filter tool but too big.

 

As unit is cast can`t us hammer any ideas anyone ?

 

Ashley

Get jack to help he's good with things mechanical so he told me :rofl::rofl:

Cor you know how to enjoy yourself :rofl: All i did was top up the oil :coffee:

Try an automotive factor such as unipart or similar if not in stock they should be able to source them. link to lucas bulb ctaalogue

http://www.lucaselectrical.co.uk/catalogues/XCB604BulbsCatalogue.pdf

Jury's back.... verdict Guilty as charged.:-D

All that is need now is a suitable sentence. Scraping CW's barnacles?

Hi Steve

Welcome and good luck finding the parts

Yeah but it was funny though - wasn't it? :sweat:

Jurys still out :rofl::rofl:

This all started when a Tesco buyer visited one of their suppliers of lamb in NZ, apparantly the sheepdogs were "running riot" around the sheep as they were herded in to the abatoir. Tescos have banned the supplier from using dogs unless they are retrained. Go to Google and type in "tesco sheepdogs".....

unbelivable

Happy birthday :dancing::dancinggirls::banana:

I can just inmagine Jack in a breathy voice, 'And ...heere,, we have ,,in thier natural envoriment.. militariuss vehichiculs nuttus.. notice the deep stains of oil in the knuckles....as.... they drag...':-D

Tony you must have a vivid imagination :rofl::rofl:

Hey Jim - see what I done there - a clever play on words...instead of Tanks in Town I said TENTS in Town because we......oh forget it, whats the point, it is to much like hard work trying to funny around here.:coffee:

Don't give up the day job :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Oi - I am management - I don't do manual!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Hi Dave

Rich with a champ has to drop out