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  1. MEDIA RELEASE: Army Sergeant Saves The Life of an Officer During Horse-Back Riding Mishap, Cambridge, May 17, 2009 [sEC=UNCLASSIFIED]

     

    An Army Captain narrowly escaped serious injury recently when he decided to try horseback riding, even though he had no lessons or prior experience. He mounted the horse, and the horse immediately sprang into action. As it galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the Captain began to slip from the saddle.

     

    He grabbed for the horse's mane, but could not get a firm grip. He tried to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he began to slide down the side of the horse anyway!

     

    The horse galloped along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

     

    Finally, losing his frail grip, the Captain attempted to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety.

     

    Unfortunately, his foot became entangled in the stirrup, and he was now at the mercy of the horse as his head struck against the ground over and over and over.

     

    As his head was being battered against the ground and he was mere moments away from unconsciousness, to his great fortune an Army Medic shopping at Tesco saw him and quickly unplugged the horse.

     

     

     

     

     

    :tup:::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

  2. what you need Jack is a mans truck to drive in this weather.....................................

     

     

    Do you know where one is for sale?

     

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

  3. Brighton is White! YAY! B&H buses have pulled all services! so I get paid to do nothing!

     

    Was a touch uneasy in Coldean having a 20tonne laiden bus drift past a stop! I think I was the last one round there!

     

    Was it a sideways drift? Full opposite lock?

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