Borat

i sea i have been hit { oooch}nearly 500 times since my last post so sum of you like to no what i am doesing or maybe you are board/?. i stil not goood speak the englesh but have learning many diferint ways for the speelings from raeding the postes & articales of restaurations on the furom. anway i keep my everything crossed like you see hear we keep are wegatables crosed as swell this is not rood this are carots & is not to be make fun off. at home on the days there is no electrecity we do a sit a round & exchange ammussing wegatables. butt i am told in u&k is nobody find this sort of things funny as you is say in bad taste. butt is not true the funnier the wegatable the nicer he is too taste in your muoth. be wear they can catch pregnant if yo eate two many as we live near nuclar power plant & goat he has been pregnant for over too years, you can sea is very full of things the stomache 7 his feet have warn down. wi call him ,gamma goat’ because is funy shap & we thing he have two many gamma raise not just is from eating the amusing wegatables..! plaese do not the picturrrrre is copywrite of pepole in our willage as we have to share him as not everybody has a goat permit we live outside the effluent goat broker belt., as yuo has to pay big bribs to party secretery & he is gready man with narsty dog. he is drive dog in old traylor was a write of off soveit commander general revulsion as we call him,. always turn up like a bad smell at a weedding & make a supple hint to dog & loose him out if you do the bad things like not ..this is why soveit army get rid off dog i think.,. he has is a bighting dog, is called a ;jack daniels’, it like a jack ruusell but he is libel to bight you on bottom of legs he fall over guggling & he make a wet on floor. then he not rember what he has do & then he do it alll again. is just like vestive saeson for him all of timme, butt for people who are not a dogs we only aloud to behav like this wonce a year, yes? if we do then get band from the houwse i buyed him from gypsy say goat he is flame retard but i know he is not very bright but he will be bright when we have him cook on fire [! trying to get the the chicken to donate her eggs to me but she is very angry maybe she is a cockral or an inn between like an old transister radoi. Yes]? maybe he cause me bad stomache & i have to prey to the patron saint of indegistion ‘saint pancreas;’ he make me feel nromal again yes]? he is sent out of house as he has belched in front of my wive this bad thing as it was her turn first! look like we have caught a cereal theif he has ben burgerling & i must throw my shoe at him we now no he is notoryios clothes line theif & bring shame will course me to have a brakedown . he is now safelee behind the bars so my wive can putt her small washings with out beeing aeten you can sea is he is obviliously giulty so must be punished by beein eaten he wil not do this things again;, doont tell him but he was going to be eat any way,; buttt we hav to make example to him this beehavouir is not excpetable in a civelised socety so i have has let geni out of the bag as i have bean born & bread hear, it spoil my chance of finding a women with invisible moustaches & i will be loanly if this is publicated to my willage. anyway spend nice time with your loved ones or go home to the familys, i want for you much hoppiness & piece in the knew year., chenque,

this cakes are band hear. is best you perchase another wive. you can get some discuont if you bring back the ussed ones

doo you want to eat them or make them into a small caot. doo they have the hairs on the top of them or is shavved. have you tryed insectiside left over from weding when perchased your wive ?/

hello mr girtineye. gorbachov he is cuosin of gorki butchek popular signer at home he has been the number one fot Io years. did you no who pressident befor gorbi his name fidel kruschev was visit U&K 195 6. that he was ofended when he was take to thaetre to see cancan dansers. this was true thing, maybe he was strenge man with shame as he had no hairs on his brians. butt you i think have manyso is ok yes.

by by cliv. 1 am more poular than yuo think since i post ysterday have have had over 130 hits. so doon,t bee so stuuffy sombody is likes me. wawawee

adm. many apollogies i did not no it has bean moved. 1 have not seen whales for long times. wives are a bit to many for me. butt i like to try a new one. do you want for me to save a older one for yuo?

yes for you is ok to call me that if you like / it save having for you to tipe extra leter so save in ink & use of funger. it was what my before wive call me when we do. so you remmind me of her is nice . so ok adm that has saved for me a swell. you have a pig i sea. in my country we call pig is dirty animal. do the gypsy steel from the pig ?, is this of theproblem you have up their in north of englan ?

i thunk it was the good looking one .

is it saw ? dooes you have the sypmtoms as swell? you must need to use goose livers & rap the round where you have these things that make the truobles. it sometime has work for my muther whened she was aboy .

jeck dooes you have a question that neds answer twonight. we have many gypsy ramedies to help with this sort problems you may have need to be hepled. is this TV show you ask for me. i do not has the werk visa yet & i try make bribe with things to coustoms they say is no good enough as is no applicators.

dooes you think he like that sorts of animals. for look my goats 1 have post the thread in the other place. for privacey i have had to protect & blanked over their face. so their is no shame if you see them walk in the street they will not be recognise. chrigs do you want more photos. i can be arranged .

yes hello again i like to thank the cliv for trying the be pretend of me , butt not very convinsing cliv is a complment perhap. i think he run of things to right anymoor & i no his is prbably a little bit retired in his brian witch not work so welll this days . i have been long been away for thing 1 not have do this things they say. butt is ok now i am free. beeing looked up in prison is no funs i wood prefer to have put my head into a noose! now i am look for new wive. she must be blond & prety. i wilL buy her red dress, telivision remote control , table tenis racket, red plastic buucket , her own shovel,red wasshing up bowel, new pluogh (not red) , dogskin handbag & glove, 2 galoons of insectiside. she will has her own shed & on sunday is allowed in the huose even when she is not cook me the meels & dooing the things. i have buy moris miner. he is as 1 do said said used in libberation of isle of wieght. his engyne sounds nice. bUtt why do poeple say “ engyne she run nice’ do you meen the engyne go “ cackle cackle cackle’ 7 you cannnot turn it off.! riczhard will you do for me & restarution him nice so he look like australian dog. as I no you restaured this dogs to a higgh standard many time. how many galoons of insectiside is polite to charge for dooes this . is here a snap from home witch show my handsome goat pair. i have to make them unaninimous by disgiuse so no bad man or theif will do bad thing. tHis is 1 taken last night but is sunshine of nucclear power station lighted up the sky. butt i Think is raeson no thing grwow too well hear. lo0k at the goat feets they are very short is not normall is you think. butt they are good freinds & allow in house all time not just sunday like for womens. chenque,

is nice here in engeland again we can listen to many of the things & orchestra is allow without being punihsed. i like very much village poeple & the orchresta here. they verry good is better than the state orchsetra at home butt have womens play as swell may bee that is why it sound so good. where do can buy there recordigns rikchard

yes haha. i am laughing very much my old freinds. i can take many jokes from you ttwo cheeky boys! i am remember the times we have meet at bletring. next time is to be with my army vhecile i soon maybe buy. i have my eyes on moris miner used occupation of ilse of weight. is only surviving ones. i have won this playing a good hand as you say at the pooker game. dooes yo know rizchard a good mens who will make nice restauration of him?

hello is inntroduce is me again. am feeling a little nervoos as i have been away for dooing the things but have been loking forward see many of the old freinds & people i have met at the bletring show. so my english is little difficult not speak it langauge for sometimes. i am hope to grreeen machin soon wawawee!