Hello, me again.
A pal emailed this to me today. With all the doom and gloom around, this was a ray of sunshine....
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle.
From a local daily comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove their Land Rover to Asda, only
to have it break down in the car park.
The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people around the vehicle.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from underneath.
Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private
parts into glaringly public ones..
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand
UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband
who was standing idly by.
The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead