What On Earth Is Going On Here ? Captions Please.

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[Tony B]

Have you led a somwhat sheltered life then? :-D:cool2:

[nz2]

image appears to be from the USA so lets try...

" What war. Oh, that bit in Europe. It doesn't effect us here... never will"

[Bodge Deep]

caravan looks cosy... lucky boy!

[AlienFTM]

It was only after applying shaving foam in full view of his colleagues that Sergeant Snooks realised that his little lie to get into the WRAC would be exposed.

[gazzaw]

"ere Johnny can I borrow your razor after you as my pits needs doing again, it's all this fresh air I think"

 

"Not just yer pits Gladys, there's fresh air on yer legs too!"

[N.O.S.]

What On Earth Is Going On Here?

 

I'll tell you, and it is perfectly innocent -

 

The guy shaving and the girl brushing her hair are of course married and holidaying in the caravan, pulled by his recently demobbed Dodge WC - which has unfortunately just bust a rear differential.

 

The other two girls are a mobile repair gang - the one by the stove is heating up a new nose bearing in a pan of hot oil, while her friend has just brought over the flask of liquid nitrogen in which to cool the pinion shaft.

 

(honest )

[Enigma]

Barbie and Ken after a all night long sexual escapade with Barbie's sisters...

[Tony B]

What On Earth Is Going On Here?

 

I'll tell you, and it is perfectly innocent -

 

The guy shaving and the girl brushing her hair are of course married and holidaying in the caravan, pulled by his recently demobbed Dodge WC - which has unfortunately just bust a rear differential.

 

The other two girls are a mobile repair gang - the one by the stove is heating up a new nose bearing in a pan of hot oil, while her friend has just brought over the flask of liquid nitrogen in which to cool the pinion shaft.

 

(honest )

blimey! what's he on? :n00b:At least we know where the ARSEEFART ended up! All that's missing is oversized beach balls.

Is he kneeling down because he's to tired to straighten up?

Edited April 14, 2009 by Tony B

[Guest catweazle (Banned Member)]

blimey! what's he on? :n00b:At least we know where the ARSEEFART ended up! QUOTE]

Well spoted Tony,a very nice civilian conversion.:cool2:

[gritineye]

What On Earth Is Going On Here?

 

I'll tell you, and it is perfectly innocent -

 

The guy shaving and the girl brushing her hair are of course married and holidaying in the caravan, pulled by his recently demobbed Dodge WC - which has unfortunately just bust a rear differential.

 

The other two girls are a mobile repair gang - the one by the stove is heating up a new nose bearing in a pan of hot oil, while her friend has just brought over the flask of liquid nitrogen in which to cool the pinion shaft.

 

(honest )

 

At last, the voice of reason. Good job some one is sane on here!

[Tony B]

blimey! what's he on? :n00b:At least we know where the ARSEEFART ended up! QUOTE]

Well spoted Tony,a very nice civilian conversion.:cool2:

 

Wonder if it rocks under certain conditions? :cool2:

[Jack]

What On Earth Is Going On Here?

 

 

Heaven??

[Swill1952xs]

Well it's like this. On the left we have Cuthberts "current" wife (Hilda) and her beautiful (but skinny) daughter Voluptua with the blonde hair. Cuthberts evil ex wife (On the right) has found their little hideaway, and is less than happy to find them all together enjoying themselves. She's even more incensed because she heard that Cuthbert had ideas about Voluptua; of an unsavoury nature. :cool2: Cuthbert, in a total panic is attempting to hide behind a cauliflower floret as he's suddenly remembered the threat his evil ex wife once made:shake:.......... She had threatened to give him an enema with a fire extinguisher if she ever caught up with him and his fancy woman and her temptress daughter. :shake: Oh fuuu.........what's she got in her hand......is that a fire extinguisher........... with a looooooong hose. :shocked:

 

Do you know how a fire extinguisher works?............... Cuthbert does.....

........ look how fast Cuthbert can run............:-D

 

 

WHAAAAT.......... noooo... I haven't been watching too many soaps :-D

[Adam Elsdon]

 

Wonder if it rocks under certain conditions? :cool2:

 

Of course it doesn't, if you had paid attention the first time round, the ASSFART has hydrofoils keep it completely stable....jeez some people! :n00b:

 

For those who dont know what the hell is going on here, this is the condensed information about "Assault Shed Stealth Fast Attack/Recce Type"

 

Developed during the war by a Swedish designer after a frustrating start in flat pack furniture, the ASSFART was a revolutionary shed with hydrofoils and a cloaking device, used extensively during beach operations, they soon disappeared after the war, only occasionally turning up on a remote island, been used as holiday homes/drugs dens.

After the cessation of hostilities the Russians quickly realised that they needed the capabilities of an ASSFART for the Cold War but could not find a homegrown designer, so they kidnapped Benny the Swedish designer, who eventually escaped the clutches of the Iron Curtain in a hot air balloon, and returned home to take up an alternative career as a musician in a quartet band that had reasonable success.

 

Now you know.

[Guest catweazle (Banned Member)]

:rofl::rotfl::rofl::rofl:Crazy man.

[N.O.S.]

And just in case anyone is in any doubt that these ever existed, see below:

[Guest catweazle (Banned Member)]

Not far from this one now must see if i can bump into the owner,he has no idea how famous he has become, i might put the picture at sea of yours NOS thro his letter box,wonder what the responce will be.:rofl:

[Chrisg]

Well it's like this. On the left we have Cuthberts "current" wife (Hilda) and her beautiful (but skinny) daughter Voluptua with the blonde hair. Cuthberts evil ex wife (On the right) has found their little hideaway, and is less than happy to find them all together enjoying themselves. She's even more incensed because she heard that Cuthbert had ideas about Voluptua; of an unsavoury nature. :cool2: Cuthbert, in a total panic is attempting to hide behind a cauliflower floret as he's suddenly remembered the threat his evil ex wife once made:shake:.......... She had threatened to give him an enema with a fire extinguisher if she ever caught up with him and his fancy woman and her temptress daughter. :shake: Oh fuuu.........what's she got in her hand......is that a fire extinguisher........... with a looooooong hose. :shocked:

 

Do you know how a fire extinguisher works?............... Cuthbert does.....

........ look how fast Cuthbert can run............:-D

 

 

WHAAAAT.......... noooo... I haven't been watching too many soaps :-D

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl: