If you had a magic wond....

[Jack]

Ok - If you had a magic wand and you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?

 

There are several you can't choose:

 

 

• You can't be a Top Gear presenter
  • You can't have the lead role in the film Ghost Busters
    
  • You can be Hank Marvin
    

   

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[ArtistsRifles]

Working in the restoration dept at Bovvy! :-D

[SPTA team]

Gynacoligest :rofl: :rofl:

[General Mayhem]

Gynacolagist, :rofl: :rofl: I think that how you spell Gynacolagist.

 

You do realise that a gynecologist deals with trap two as well as trap one, don't you?

[SPTA team]

You do realise that a gynecologist deals with trap two as well as trap one, don't you?

 

 

Ok scrap that maybe a Dentist then, Trap 3. Or a Challenger 2 tester on the Bovvie DTA :tup: :tup: :tup: :tup: :banana: :banana: :banana:

[snowtracdave]

 

• You can't be a Top Gear presenter

   

   

 

You wouldn't want to work with that tw*t Clarkson would you ? :schocked: :whistle:

 

[LeeEnfield]

landed gentry,...............who OWNED the county of DORSET. :whistle:

[Tony B]

Armourer at English Heritage, getting PAID :shake: to play with all the toys.

[Grasshopper]

Train driver. Always wanted to be one when i was little, only to discover (age 8) that i couldn't be one (colour blind).

[Jack]

Would adore to work along side Stewart Ainsworth from English Heritage and he is also the 'lumps and bumps' man from the Channel 4s Time Team.

[ArtistsRifles]

Train driver. Always wanted to be one when i was little, only to discover (age 8) that i couldn't be one (colour blind).

 

 

My Dad was a Motorman (driver) on the Underground when I was a kid. During school holidays I used to go to work with him - would be in the cab one way occasionally getting to drive the train and with his mate the guard comong back where I got to open & close the doors!! Happy days!!

[CanadianScottish]

You do realise that a gynecologist deals with trap two as well as trap one, don't you?

 

Not so, I think you'll find it's a proctologist that gets the b*m deal :-o

[Grasshopper]

My Dad was a Motorman (driver) on the Underground when I was a kid. During school holidays I used to go to work with him - would be in the cab one way occasionally getting to drive the train and with his mate the guard comong back where I got to open & close the doors!! Happy days!!

 

 

My dad was a driver too (BR). Had similar school holiday experiances. You can't gety away with these sort of things now though.

[CanadianScottish]

I always wanted to be a warehouse manager, until they cured my dyslexia :evil: :evil:

[LeeEnfield]

Would adore to work along side Stewart Ainsworth from English Heritage and he is also the 'lumps and bumps' man from the Channel 4s Time Team.

 

 

 

:-) He SHOULD be given a programe, on his own.

Its amazing seeing him, 'read the landscape'.

[Rick W]

I can relate with Jack, would have to be working as a "diiger" on Time Team. Had a fleeting glimpse of their life last year and the days always end up at the bar!

[SPTA team]

I always wanted to be a warehouse manager, until they cured my dyslexia :evil: :evil:

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Snapper]

I've just spent a week on the Somme and seen the archaeology and reconstruction work going on in Thiepval Wood. Absolutely fantastic. Ideally, I would be Tour Guide Barbi on the Somme.

[Tony B]

I've just spent a week on the Somme and seen the archaeology and reconstruction work going on in Thiepval Wood. Absolutely fantastic. Ideally, I would be Tour Guide Barbi on the Somme.

 

Nah the Belgian side is much more civilised. Agree with you though. the main thing is the area is so SMALL! How did they all fit? They must have been queuing up to fall over.