Topdog Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 We have just fitted a new downstairs loo in the house. Now the dust has settled, there comes the important stuff; namely the fixtures and fittings. Fortunately, Val wanted a light pull with a bit of weight in it. 'What about that bullet on your desk' sez she! A few minutes later, we have a .50 cal round with the nose drilled through and a bit of lead in the base, dangling in the lower throne room.... Whatever next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperatedes Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 may i suggest an ejector seat. for when you know the odour is a bit much.LOL.:cool2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willyslancs Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 what about a Gas rattle ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Replace the toilet with a German helmet..:-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degsy Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Replace the toilet with a German helmet..:-D Not very PC we're not supposed to be nasty to the Germans any more ........................................................ BUT I LIKE IT:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topdog Posted May 17, 2010 Author Share Posted May 17, 2010 may i suggest an ejector seat. for when you know the odour is a bit much.LOL.:cool2: The ejector seat used to be in the living room, its now been sold (the seat). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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