Hello John,
Hmm, Scammellitis, judging by Hardyferret's welcome possibly contractable by merely looking at photographs.
A word of warning - it does leave one susceptible to picking up something called "Crane's Disease". I know, it happened.....had to move this around the yard today strangely enough!
Goodness knows what I was on when I got hold of it - Scammie will get done eventually, but if I ever try to couple this up, please drive over me with a ferret.
Don't fight the Matador symptoms, just let it happen. One of the more spectacularly stupid things I did was let this go - H.Frost crane in back, body cut off so decided to sort it mechanically and leave rest "as found". Even left the 1973 Smirnoff girly calendar, knife and fork and toilet roll in cab, and deck chair under canvas in rear!
Thought I was cured, but it has left me with recurring severe depression :-( :-( in fact I now need to go and lie down for a bit
Regards, Tony