Bodge Deep

hmm rive the backside off your car with a truck or get a shovel... or salt ... or hot water :roll:

Mind you, you could put on a good display with it... Take the good track off at a show & drape the knackered one over the rollers dig a hole under the track... bingo mine damage :-D

Ooh might get that one :-) A nice chap nearby bought and restored a crocodile many years ago. I helped him strip paint off it one summer when i was at school I always liked the Crocodile it got me bitten by the 'I'm gonna have one of those one day' thing... haven't got a churchill ... yet :-D

Nice idea this Jack. May it gather the momentum and recognition it should. I'll definately be putting it to some of the lads and get the wheels out on the 6th. Can't take mine to work sadly We took a couple of Dodges and a lightweight landy to the local supermarket last year to help with the poppy collecting... it certainly drew a crowd... which helps...

Brace Yourself... :-D

Hey what you 'finish off' in the shower is entirely your business :-o Sounds interesting though :-D

Probably not, as a lot of the weapons hire companies use legally held live firers. Took part in a battle last year where my mates deact .30 on his jeep was replaced with a converted live firer firing 7.62 rounds & a gunner to man it. Magic... 500 rounds in about 15 mins... :-D I was stood next to the Sherman as the .50 shell came rattling down the side of the tank. My mate was deaf as a post afterwards but smiling like a cheshire cat You could have as many of the rubber ones as you like though :-D

Not bad actually. I was expecting it to be a great numb thing but it was quite 'user friendly' (although I was only taking it round a field a few times & didn't get out of 3rd)

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Driven one :mrgreen:

Yeah i tried yesterday but it kept putting me in thailand or somewhere! gave up in the end :? That's a hell of a commute in the Jimmy every day!

Looks like a drogue chute for the quarter mile :mrgreen: Take a lot of stopping them jimmys

Nah I managed about 300 yards up the road where I had to pull over cause I was shaking so much

Lucky so & so... I'd love to take mine :cry:

Happy Birthday HMVF :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :wink:

Nice museum and well worth a look :-D

Get yer bum to Rawcliffe! & we'll stop to tow you there on the way past :mrgreen: Just Empty Every Pocket :evil:

I spy with my little eye... something beginning with... J :roll:

Nah I'll just sob inconsolably in the corner here Still at least my mate is there spending some money on my behalf New windscreen rubber and arial Had a traumatising weekend just gone listening to a couple of mates who were getting ready to drive a Jimmy and a '45 Mack down from Blackpool @ 35mph!! The'yre there now, say hi if y'see 'em (can't miss the Mack it's Huuuge!) :mrgreen:

Nothing I'm flippin goin' to :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Nice one Jack, cheers for sharing

okay long story short version Local loony robs a building society at gun point & looks up at the security camera on the way out giving the local newspaper a perfect picture of himself. He looks EXACTLY like me, to the point where even my mum thinks its me! I was working in a pub at the time so had about 30 witnesses. The jokes wear thin to the point that I decide to go to the plod and say "I really look like this fella but it wasn't me & this is my address, name, car reg etc" They take the details (reluctantly) and I go off thinking i have done me bit! Whilst shopping at the weekend I notice there's a lot of police about in town & don't think much about. Get in the car... police car behind. It dissapears after a few mins. Another one appears a few mins later then dissapears after half a mile or so. I stop at the petrol station which is too busy so i think sod it and am pulling back into the traffic when a patrol range rover goes past sideways, all 4 locked up, blue smoke, blue lights the lot. I'm gawping at this spectacle of remarkably bad driving when he leaps out the thing and comes sprinting towards me screaming at me to get back from the side of the road and to keep my hands where he can see 'em. In the space of about 5 seconds my car is completeley surrounded by swat type vans about 5 patrol cars & assorted bikes. all the armed response come tumbling out of the vans tooled up and ready to turn me and the car into a teabag! whilst keeping my hands in sight i undo my belt and am unceremoniously 'yoinked' out of the car like a rag doll and 'starsky and hutched' over the bonnet with the whole world (it feels like) watching. Questions barked at me by some smart arse cheif inspector type for about 5 mins who has obvoiusly just been promoted in his own mind for a 'result' at which point the officer i gave my details to the week before recognises me and has a word with with the big cheese... and i'm left shaking like a dog sh1tting bones by the side of the road while they pack up and bog off. I can laugh now but i ranks so far as the scariest thing i've ever been through :-o

About 10 years ago I was jumped at gun point by the polices armed response unit (about 30 of 'em) at a petrol station... They thought i was a bank robber :-o

Since getting the Dodge I cant remeber what the wifes good side is like :shocking: :nono: :banana:

Going to blackpool this weekend Tim?