meaning of abbreviations

[Mrs Hardyferret]

:? can someone please tell me what theses abbreviations mean..............

 

CASFX.....

 

lol ................

 

 

Thank you,

ABMF....................a befuddled Mrs Hardyferret

[General Mayhem]

here's a couple for you all to work out .......... ;-).........(ok i lied. :-D :-D)

 

I.T.A.L.Y.

 

B.O.L.T.O.P.

 

G.U.T.S.

 

N.O.R.W.I.C.H.

(k) nickers

O

R

W

I

C

Home

 

Give me a few minutes to get onto Bletchley Park and I'll crack the others.

 

 

hint, norwich may be k'norwich. ;-)

 

Andy

 

[David Ives]

norwich

nickers

off

ready

when

i

come

home

:whistle:

[FV601 (R.I.P.)]

Back to the schoolyard :schocked:

 

 

ITALY

 

I trust and love you

 

( cant seem to find a smiley that puking its guts out ) :dunno:

[andreadavide]

Back to the schoolyard :schocked:

 

 

ITALY

 

I trust and love you

 

( cant seem to find a smiley that puking its guts out ) :dunno:

 

 

Wow! That's nice!!!

 

In my uni (in Italy) i put on an automated epidemiology surveillance system a troubleshooting section and named it "System Help Instruction Table".

Still no one has yet noticed the abbreviation..... 8-)

 

And another coupla italian ones:

F.I.A.T = Fix It Again Tony

A.L.I.T.A.L.I.A. = Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival (and noone wants to buy it, too!!!!)

Andrea

[David Ives]

well if going schoolyard :-D :-D p.o.l.o :whistle:and its not the post our love often version

[Tugger]

yet another snafu

 

 

:oops: at the risk of looking a fool, this means...?

 

MOD EDIT......sorry, I didn't think it was too bad...it was a gag good enough for radio 4 :oops:

 

I'll get my coat...

[David Ives]

snafu

situation

normal

all

f****d

up

:whistle: :whistle:

standerd saying when on exercise led by a rupert

[ArtistsRifles]

In line with Andreas on Alitalia - AEROFLOT

 

All

Exits

Remain

Open

For

Landing

Or

Takeoff

 

Mainly because they have the record for the most number of passengers lost per mile flown....... :schocked: :schocked: :schocked:

[General Mayhem]

Back to the schoolyard :schocked:

 

 

ITALY

 

I trust and love you

 

( cant seem to find a smiley that puking its guts out ) :dunno:

 

Er, is this what you are looking for?

[ian2b]

Old School.

 

SWALK

 

Sealed

With

A

Loving

Kiss

[LeeEnfield]

Old School.

 

SWALK

 

Sealed

With

A

Loving

Kiss

 

 

 

in similar vein.......................(yup already posted this, but no answers,.............yet !!)

B.O.L.T.O.P.

 

 

Both COULD be followed with..........

 

G.U.T.S.............. ;-)

[hardyferret]

Another, not seen often

 

G A G F said GAG FUH

 

Go And Get Fornicated

 

R O M F T Roll On My F***ing Time

 

 

HF :-o :-o :-o

[General Mayhem]

This is really old hat, but I am led to believe that it's not heard of north of the southern coastal counties. I am sure you will correct me.

 

Poets day?

[LeeEnfield]

This is really old hat, but I am led to believe that it's not heard of north of the southern coastal counties. I am sure you will correct me.

 

Poets day?

 

 

 

:? :? :dunno:

[Richard Farrant]

This is really old hat, but I am led to believe that it's not heard of north of the southern coastal counties. I am sure you will correct me.

 

Poets day?

 

 

"P*ss off early, tomorrow's Saturday"

 

meaning Friday !!

[Jessie The Jeep]

I always got worried when people added LOL to their posts, I've always known that one as Loads Of Love!!!!!

 

Then there's JEEP - Just Enough Essential Parts

 

and for those who like the car LOTUS - Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious!

 

Steve

[Richard Farrant]

 

 

and for those who like the car LOTUS - Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious!

 

 

 

then there is FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily ..............how true ;-)

[LeeEnfield]

I always got worried when people added LOL to their posts, I've always known that one as Loads Of Love!!!!!

Steve

 

 

 

 

:schocked: Crikey,..............I do hope it doesn't mean that,......... darlings, ;-)

I always use it as Lots of Laughs............. :dunno:

[rambo1969]

The seven P's.

[TooTallMike]

The seven P's.

 

I only know the 6 p's: Proper Planning Prevents P*ss-Poor Performance!

[General Mayhem]

I don't know why, but that reminds me of when I went to evening class eons ago to learn enough about the internal (infernal) combustion engine to do most of my own repairs. The previous week we had gone through the timing of the piston stroke and what, exactly, went on. As in:

Induction, Compression, Ignition, Exhaust. Or as I had heard it more eloquently put:

Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow.

No humour these night school instructors.

[Mark]

Noi surprise there!!!!!!!!! :-D

[Centurion]

Ive remembered one from a course I was on some years ago. Which was about Liquid petroleum gas (LPG) it was during a film of a derailed Gas tank train in the USA where one tank reptured and caught fire superheating the next one creating a BLEVE or boiling liquid expanding vapour explosion. Which caused the whole railcar and tank it was carrying to set off like a Saturn 5 rocket. Unfortunately the blast took out most of the fire crew who were tackling it.

I think the expansion rate of compressed LPG is something like 1Kilo of liquid = 25 cubic metres of gas.

 

be careful with your conversions and cooking stoves

 

Centurion

 

 

[David Ives]

I only know the 6 p's: Proper Planning Prevents P*ss-Poor Performance!

 

the seventh must be previous :whistle:but i only knew it as the six p's

or is it 7 men in the loo's :-D :-D

[Richard Grosvenor]

I'm fairly sure this is true. It's a medical a abbreviation.

 

T.U.B.E

 

So for the ladies out there if you ever go to the doctors or hospital and they request they give you a T.U.B.E tell them to get stuffed

 

Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination !

 

:-D Richard