How about a barrel end sticker, 'If you can read this, boy are you in trouble' :whistle:
Or 'If this sticker is at eye level- you are already half way under' :evil:
Back to these bloody 'Guidelines' ie make up as you go along. the primary will probably that other good old standby 'Good Reason'. Membership of a recognised group with 3rd party liability insurance should be good reason. Unless your really stupid the local force will have better things to worry about.
Right two possibles, the fuel pump itself, there are 2 types and a collapsed fuel pipe. Try feeding fuel direct from a can. another odd silly one, loosen the fuel filler cap, it may not be breathing properly.
Be wery wery careful, Dodge owners have a long memory. The worst thing about Top Gear Artic Expo, they brought them back. Not a bumper sticker, but there was a Land Rover off roader with flouresent yellow chassis and the letters other way up on the bottom.
After a summer of Portaloos, and I not even going to mention French toilets as I want to keep my dinner. My bumper sticker is going to be 'I love Porcelain' :yawn2:
It MAY be possible to get a thirty cal or even a .50 cal on a section one licence. BUT they would have to be single shot only. I dont know if any exist. Even displaying a belt on one would render it sec 5.
You couldn't make this up!! I own a Laand Rover 101 ambulance, still rated as an ambulance so up yours Livingstone! When we did the 2005 VE/VJ celebrations on the Mall the tight fisted %6&&(* actually charged £350 congestion charge. :argh: :banghead: