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Tony B

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  1. they are very nice people at Deepcut, well the museum anyway. it is also open for visits. REME Rough Engineering Made easy.
  2. Alternatley sell the house. When doing so leave a BP geology report on the kitchen table. :evil:
  3. How about a barrel end sticker, 'If you can read this, boy are you in trouble' :whistle: Or 'If this sticker is at eye level- you are already half way under' :evil:
  4. Have you got vacuum windscreen wipers on it?
  5. 1 Ronseal brick sealear, does exactaly what it syas on the tin. Or go to a ships chandeler and get proper sail paint, this has to be flexible.
  6. 1. Take all the decent poloticians and put them on a boat in the channel' 2 Shoot the rest 3. Sink the boat.
  7. The one that I think seriously should go on is 'If you can't see the mirrors I can't see you'
  8. Good old 'Wireless for the Warriors' is the bible for comms gear.
  9. Can you do 'I love porcelain'? :-D
  10. You can buy barrels and keys from any dealear. There is a little push pin to take them out. Not difficult.
  11. Back to these bloody 'Guidelines' ie make up as you go along. the primary will probably that other good old standby 'Good Reason'. Membership of a recognised group with 3rd party liability insurance should be good reason. Unless your really stupid the local force will have better things to worry about.
  12. Right two possibles, the fuel pump itself, there are 2 types and a collapsed fuel pipe. Try feeding fuel direct from a can. another odd silly one, loosen the fuel filler cap, it may not be breathing properly.
  13. Skoda built Tanks , guns and railway engines anyway.
  14. Places like Arco sell spill kits and clean up.
  15. Coca Cola, used extensivley to take blood of carriage ways, I kid you not.
  16. Be wery wery careful, Dodge owners have a long memory. The worst thing about Top Gear Artic Expo, they brought them back. Not a bumper sticker, but there was a Land Rover off roader with flouresent yellow chassis and the letters other way up on the bottom.
  17. After a summer of Portaloos, and I not even going to mention French toilets as I want to keep my dinner. My bumper sticker is going to be 'I love Porcelain' :yawn2:
  18. Well 25 pounders drive through the regs. God knows how but you can get them licensed as 'Bolt action single shot'.
  19. Jessie, repeat after me 'Clean lens before taking pickys' :-D
  20. It MAY be possible to get a thirty cal or even a .50 cal on a section one licence. BUT they would have to be single shot only. I dont know if any exist. Even displaying a belt on one would render it sec 5.
  21. In Canada they fit wheels for summer.
  22. So if we see someone in green, furtivley heading for the bypass with a hacksaw.....
  23. Just got bacvk from Ieper, GO GUYS GO. The deposit on the crates and bottles is more then the cost of the beer :beer:
  24. You couldn't make this up!! I own a Laand Rover 101 ambulance, still rated as an ambulance so up yours Livingstone! When we did the 2005 VE/VJ celebrations on the Mall the tight fisted %6&&(* actually charged £350 congestion charge. :argh: :banghead:
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