Whilst thinking of some of the bloody stupid things I have got involved in with motors of various types over the years I thought it might be interesting to see if anyone else is as daft
So I'll own up...
Younger and very unwisely, I decided with a friend ( who has since vanished) to pick up an old Sherpa van with rotten body but OVERDRIVE.
The older ones will smile when I say my own van too was a Sherpa ex Postman Pat with that mighty 1800 diesel :whistle:
The free Sherpa was in Oakhampton Devon, so off we went in a cloud of 32sec oil :-o and a very dubious unbraked 2 wheeled car trailer
We arrived swiftly :-D and having forgotten the chain block (borrowed) to pull Sherpa 2 on Sherpa 1 trailer, so with no little amount of effort heave, push it up on the trailer and watch it gracefully traverse the trailer deck stopping nicely in the back of Sherpa 1 :oops:
Well the back doors on Sherpa 2 were better honest..
Anyway after roping down and saying our fairwells we departed.
The journey was good music provided by Suggs and Buster bloodvessel with Golden virginia obscuring our view
Then Doug remarked, are we coming back thru Chiddock, you know with the b-stard big hill? It was only a couple of miles, I had no choice?
Those who don't know Dorset Chiddock not far from Lyme Regis has an infamous hill, with a run off , and speed cameras.
Back then 2 loonies in postman pat's finest, with a very fine load of tat in tow would have boosted the revenue of Dorset Constabulary considerably.
As the mighty Sherpa increased in speed and noise, along with Doug's swearing and threats to my well being, we not so much passed thru Chiddock as did a passible imitation of a low flying bombing run, as Sherpa 2 back door had opened and the various spares :? were escaping.
I will always wonder at the old boy stood by the side of the road as we streaked past scattering nuts, bolts ignition coil etc and the shower of sparks of the half detached metal framed lighting board casualty to a pot hole near the top of the hill.
If I remember rightly the Sherpa speedo went up to 70 :schocked: :schocked:, and being centrally mounted was framed nicely for me to see the needle hard on the stop :shake:
We stopped up the road in a side lane, literally shaking Doug still swearing and nearly crying.
A very long detour was taken home.......................
The thought now frightens me but a little smile ;-)
HF :-D