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Isn't 'Battery', a collective name given to more that one gun 'on site'?

Certainly, in books you read 'battery fire',- and that normally means, a barrage, ie pre battle of el alamein.

Further 'proof', comes from Ian Hoggs, Barrage, the guns in action.

The below is laying out a british field regt, of 1944/45. as a model.

 

 

-quote,"The field regiment,a lieutenant-colonel's command,was sub-divided into three gun batteries and a headquaters battery. The HQ carried clerks,cooks,armourers,regimental policemen and all those odd bodies whose presence is vital but generally unsung.It also contained the adjutant and his command post and a party of surveyors.

As well as the above, also contained within, communication signallers,(wireless)to the gun batteries,to the next higher HQ, and to other field reg.within the Div.

The gun batteries each had eight guns: 25pdr,with a max range of 13,400 yards,........" - end of quote.

 

Hope this is of some interest.

 

PS, Jack, 2nd article in CMV, is as good as the 1st. congrats.

 

All the best.

Andy

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Yes the point is identical units operating together eg an electrical battery is a battery of cells. So when you buy a 1.5 volt battery it isn't really a battery as such it is just a cell.

 

The Joint Service Glossary JSP 110 describes a battery as "all guns, torpedo tubes, searchlights or missile launchers of the same size or calibre or used for the same purpose either installed in one ship or otherwise operating as an entity."

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HE, HE, HE HE,.......... :D:D:D :lol: :lol:

COR, I suspect thats going to go down like a ,......No, I can't use that example, its a family forum, after all,..................,like a lead balloon.

 

 

Although, thinking about it,.............................. :lol:

 

Won battles, Yes;.....but wars :?: :?: :?:

 

Cheers for that, Richard.

 

Andy

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Wasn't so at work today :cry:

 

Got shafted by the Germans - again!!! So much for all our work going by 2010 - looks like most of mine will be gone in a few weeks. Oh the joys of working for a "Global" company who's leaders still think Germany is the last bastion of the West against Communism..... :cry:

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Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."

Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."

 

Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to the signal officer. What's

the meaning of this?"

Hardy: "Sorry sir?"

 

Nelson (reading aloud): "England expects every person to do his duty,

regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or

disability". "What gobbledygook is this?"

Hardy: "Admiralty policy, Im afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities

employer now. We had the devil's own job getting 'England' past the

censors, lest it be considered racist"

 

Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacoo."

Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have been designated smoke-free

working environments."

 

Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let's splice the

mainbrace to steel the men before battle,"

Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. Its part of the

Government's policy on binge drinking"

 

Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it full

speed ahead."

Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this

stretch of water."

 

Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in

history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest

please."

Hardy: "That wou't be possible, sir."

 

Nelson: "What?"

Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness.

And they said that rope ladder doesn't meet regulations. They won't let

anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected."

 

Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy."

Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the bridge, Admiral."

 

Nelson: 'Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd."

Hardy: "Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free

environment for the differently-abled."

 

Nelson: " Differently-abled! I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse

even to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by

playing the disability card."

Hardy: "Actually, sir ... The Royal Navy is under-represented in the areas

of visual impairment and limb deficiency."

 

Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons."

Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won't let

the crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone

breathing in too much salt- haven't you seen the adverts?"

 

Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the

men to stand by to engage the enemy."

Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral."

 

Nelson: "What? This is mutiny."

Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being

charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of

legal-aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks."

 

Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?"

Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not."

 

Nelson: "We're not?"

Hardy: "No, sir. The Frenchies and the Spanish are our European partners

now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in

this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation."

 

Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil."

Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-coordinator hear you saying

that sir. You'll be up on defaulters."

 

Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your

King."

Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age.

Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules."

 

Nelson: "Don't tell me, health and safety, whatever happened to rum,

sodomy and the lash?"

Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on

corporal punishment."

 

Nelson: "What about sodomy?"

Hardy: "I believe it's to be encouraged, sir."

 

Nelson: "In that case... kiss me Hardy

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